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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 09:06
No go.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Then came..
No, not a chance
If sea levels were rising, wouldn't the acreage of coastal salt marshes increase? Are they?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is it wise to choose your family over your honor?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How is TikTok able to censor porn?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
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